— a commonly told lie (via andrusi)
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARDLOOK
THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
I have no words.
Editor’s Note: I’m gone for a week and I come back to gay blenders. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.
Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.
SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT